Progreso de Dill en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUN 2020 a las 23:40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUN 2020 a las 23:13

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 23:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUN 2020 a las 19:40

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUN 2020 a las 19:11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUN 2020 a las 20:21

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 0:36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 23:57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2020 a las 14:34

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2020 a las 18:18

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2020 a las 21:27

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2022 a las 18:29

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUN 2020 a las 20:43

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2022 a las 13:08

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 0:51

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2020 a las 18:31

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUN 2020 a las 19:21

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 22 DIC 2022 a las 21:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2020 a las 11:38

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 23:59

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2020 a las 21:33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 22 DIC 2022 a las 21:40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 2:10

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2022 a las 15:31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUN 2020 a las 11:38

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUN 2020 a las 19:23

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 21 JUN 2020 a las 19:13

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2022 a las 17:50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 23:22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 0:25

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2022 a las 17:08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2022 a las 17:50

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 23:37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 31 DIC 2022 a las 12:39

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 22 JUN 2020 a las 0:46

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

28 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30