Progression de Dill pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 5 juin 2020 à 23h40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 21 juin 2020 à 23h13

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 23h58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 21 juin 2020 à 19h40

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 21 juin 2020 à 19h11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 21 juin 2020 à 20h21

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 0h36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 23h57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 23 juin 2020 à 14h34

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 23 juin 2020 à 18h18

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 23 juin 2020 à 21h27

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 30 déc. 2022 à 18h29

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 24 juin 2020 à 20h43

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2022 à 13h08

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 0h51

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 23 juin 2020 à 18h31

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 21 juin 2020 à 19h21

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2022 à 21h43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 23 juin 2020 à 11h38

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 23h59

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 23 juin 2020 à 21h33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2022 à 21h40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 2h10

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2022 à 15h31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 23 juin 2020 à 11h38

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 21 juin 2020 à 19h23

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 21 juin 2020 à 19h13

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 30 déc. 2022 à 17h50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 23h22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 0h25

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 30 déc. 2022 à 17h08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 30 déc. 2022 à 17h50

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 23h37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2022 à 12h39

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 22 juin 2020 à 0h46

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

28 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30