I was only 33 years old
I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games
I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given
"GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life"
My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GabeN
I called him a peasant
He rages and leaves the room
I'm crying now that people can be so stupid
I set next to my PC and it's really hot
Something is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's GabeN
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet"
He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands
I'm ready
I open my wallet for GabeN
He starts taking the money
It hurts but I do it for games
I can feel my finances flying away
I try to resist the urge
I want to please GabeN
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games
My roommate walks in
GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says "Come join us"
GabeN jumps out my window
GabeN is love, GabeN is LIFE.