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Posted: 14 Apr, 2018 @ 12:35pm

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Got drunk and spent an entire night building a church to worship turtles with friends. We ran around with turtle heads trying to convert cannibals to our religion.

10/10 would plunder savages again
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20 Comments
kebabixon 28 Mar @ 7:15am 
im interested in your religion
xinox096 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm 
what religion is yours?
motoxnate 8 May, 2018 @ 4:10pm 
When can I play with you
Juicy in a halal way 8 May, 2018 @ 2:20pm 
So?? Did you convert them?!
Jerboa 6 May, 2018 @ 8:38am 
XD
BATTLExxBEDDALL 5 May, 2018 @ 12:39pm 
Lol. Turtle heads. Perhaps that means something else where you are from.
JacksSmirk 4 May, 2018 @ 3:44pm 
This is the kind of review I need every now and then. Will I be able to find other entertainment than the main story line? Answered.
Darrow 1 May, 2018 @ 1:38pm 
i wish i had friends like this
A STATE OF TRANCE 30 Apr, 2018 @ 11:48pm 
ngoahahahahaa ggwp dude
GutbombersRottweiler 30 Apr, 2018 @ 9:42pm 
hahahahahhahhahaa