* Ball-Stabbing Emmanuel McCoy the Angelenidez County Sk0llf0cker rode into the town of Deepthroat Gulch hoping to sell a rabbit he caught.

*On his way into the saloon he tracked mud over the favored smoking spot of Half-Chinese Jesus Smith the Commanche-Raping Dandy of Dryball Basi, prompting the latter to challenge McCoy to a duel at three nanoseconds past dawn on the 2nd Tuesday of the week (as was local custom)

*The two gunslingers met at the agreed upon hour in the famous Pissdrinker Alley. McCoy, who lost both his arms serving as a barber in the eleventh Hunkpapa Rebellion of 1888 had to shoot his piece by affixing it to his d!1ck.

*McCoy was shot in the toe and died of syphilis in the next minute.

*The victorious Smith would go on to enter American myth, by single handedly raping the entire Arakwaw tribe in 1896 the following year.