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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 10:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:18pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:51am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 9:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 10:18am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:51am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 10:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:42pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked