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2.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
EA forces you to download their launcher, create an account on their system, spend 20 minutes chosing an ID, sell your soul and then you can try to open the game you had bought half an hour ago.

In game first thing you will notice is that you can't navigate the menus with WASD. There is no way to change this.
If you start the solo campaign you will be forced to watch 7 minutes of cutscenes of the most boring, middle of the road, flat characters posturing about themselves like "We're the cops but we're clearly corrupt hehe."

You're dropped into a race where you cant change the possition of the camera. You will race only knowing what you have 30 feet in front of you because the camera is on your ass. Nothing matters in this race, it's scripted and it doesn't matter if you're in front, behind or sideways the police will do 230 to 300 in a second. If you try to pause the game to change the settings, look for key bindings or anything of the sort, don't bother. ESC does nothing.

After the race there's 5 more minutes of melodramatic cutscene where the cops try to shoot you to send a message to your crew so they stop racing (???). Everything is very stupid and you still can't access any menu.

I'm on character SELECTION, still can't acces menus. I literally had to Alt+F4 to change language. Had to tab out to vent and let people know, this game so far is nothing but an excuse to sell your data to EA through an obnoxious and bad port of a console game to pc, frustration, cringe, tasteless music and wasted time. I would not have bought it if I had known but I'll give it a couple of hours.

It's online btw, you can't just play, EA *MUST* monitor you every second. How are they gonna know where to squeeze profit from if they don't?
Posted 23 December, 2024. Last edited 23 December, 2024.
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91.8 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
Camera is bad, no useful fast travel but the story is super fun and the side quests cool and goofy. Very much a game of it's time but somehow refreshing for it's honesty. Gameplay is sometimes frustrating in hard difficulty but overall the mechanics flow well into each other and delineate a progression that rewards the player for learning combos and the different fighting styles. Would recommend.
Posted 9 April, 2023.
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