Recent reviews by jimdoga

Vessel of Hatred is BAD but the update that came with it is GOOD :D

Why did the banana split? It saw a monkey coming! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i got over it,

but i'm not over her...

Qued up some Gray Zone

Shot up some house

looted their belonging's

got into the game!

10/10

i thought this had seggs wtf?!?!?

leave it to fromsoft

why the dancer of the boreal valley kinda...

This is the most HONEST review I have for this game after a solid 3 hours of game play:

- I just chose "load save from last Inn" and it just deleted all my progress (from lvl 13 to lvl 2)
- I tried quitting then loading the last save but it still deleted all my progress
- Its 30 fps
- Blurry game play no matter what graphics settings
- In game micro transactions on a solo game
- Got a hot emo mage pawn (that's a big plus)
- Janky when grabbing onto bosses and the combat is just plane boring without it
- Bit of yapping here and there
- Leveling part seems fun but slow.
- I don't see me coming to a point of actual progress until ive walked about 10000 kilometres down the starting path
- Already ran into the most annoying npc's that fly in the air and send you to sleep every 30 seconds, they're not even hard to kill, it just takes FOREVER!
- The pawn system is actually cool until a cat that costs $0 comes along to scam you
- The move sets are cool (at least for thief) but mage is underwhelming to a whole new level
- First boss fight was incredibly boring but looked pretty cool visually
- Its a running simulator, clear as day. all i do is run or spend $100 to ride a cart that takes you to the middle of NOWHERE and breaks when running into one goblin hoard prompting you to walk the whole way back

It seems like this game was made by EA, Blizzard, Ubisoft or a toddler with a sledgehammer.

Jumping on mfs or picking up and thowing is fun though not gonna lie, but thats almost it.

i haven't had a good sleep for weeks until i played this game. thank you for the 115 minutes of deep slumber <3

10 hours in and no sex. how to sex?