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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:43am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:18am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:16am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 7:16am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:03am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 5:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:58am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:00pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:00pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 3:23pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:49pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:42pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 4:51pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 2:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:16pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:07pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:28pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:28pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:28pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 6:26pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:49am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:04am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:31am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:09pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 2:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:13pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:16pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:42am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:48pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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