Have you ever heard of Penis Bolt?

+rep faking hours on cs

You see now Lausse
You don't need drugs and alcohol to have fun
Remember your days as a boy before the times of substance
Or substances for that matter
Remind yourself of a time when things were simpler
And more innocent, perhaps
Once upon a time, in a place
There lived a gang of boys who would barter with fate
Pissed about, avoiding a start of a day
When things get annoying like bills and low payed shifts
Skipped class and aimed to go arsing about
Nick beer from the nearest Tesco's around
Fear nothing but a dear mother's pout
So the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ would start just as soon as they left home
Skate in a car park, chased by the guards
Seeing no cinema scenes but this one is one
Hella half arsed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in an R coloured mimicking the
*Beep* on the checker of an oyster
Make it £2.5, you don't give us many choices
Boisterous dim-witted boys on a loiter
See me skip a class to engage myself in coitus
Any ways I digress man
(Yo, Lausse, get back to the point, man)

-rep he licks out lausse

V Trickus I agree V

V wae that sounds like a plus rep to me V

-rep wears maid outfit and listens to lause the cat