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203.0 hrs on record
this game had me so immersed when I walked outside for the only time that week i saw a ragged guy with a backpack trying to open a can of beans. I went up to him as i thought i had encounter a fellow dayZ survivor but he just got mad and yelled at me and put his knife in my face. I guess he was trying a cannibal role play which is totally cool.
Posted 14 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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4.4 hrs on record
as a straight white male id say my opinion doesnt count for much but id say. This game is an absolute game changer. i feel like i can finally relate to the cool kids at school. ill sometimes sit in the back of class with my black hoodie and hood on and look so mysterious to everyone. they dont know how much i know about weed and stuff.
Posted 14 February, 2024.
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168.5 hrs on record (149.4 hrs at review time)
am prussian german ethnicity and look nordic as ♥♥♥♥. this game let me experience my peoples pain during the gentile uprising in the 2nd brother war. many such cases.
Posted 15 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
84.4 hrs on record (82.6 hrs at review time)
ah yes i see the metaphor. so basically your on a plane that gets shot down (jews during the holocaust). then you make your own little camp (israel). you get attacked by cannibals (the palestine people) then you set up traps and stuff to protect YOUR land (the iron dome anti missiles). you go into caves to save timmy (jeffrey epstein) you can invite friends (bill clinton, and bill gates). big mutants come out to fight you (tucker carlson, and other anti semites). you can go into their caves (4chan).
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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1.9 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
make a sequeal where instead of watching for anomolies you keep watch for requis coming into your wifes bedroom while your at work. it just made me so mad why would she do that to me what did i do. was i not enough for her? i have feelings too you did this to me and our son. i thought we were forever. oh well at least shes happy
Posted 18 May, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
70.3 hrs on record (69.0 hrs at review time)
you should make a mod where you play as pregnant woman and have to contract different muscles to push the baby out, and also the models should have realistic feet and toes.
Posted 3 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.5 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
at first i played this game looking for a scare, but i came out with a gf. I went into the house her name was donna garcia. she was quite shy at first but soon enough with enough pick up lines she showed herself. my god she was so stunning and beautiful. i knew immedietly she was the one for me. i grabbed the spirit box and went into her room and we talked for hours. she doesnt talk much yet but i think its just cause shes shy. she only says stuff like "close" and "kill". but she is a great listener. im going to ask her to marry me soon wish me luck.
Posted 3 July, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
29.8 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
love that you can play as a cool ass dwarf it really shows what us short guys are capable of. Too many times do the cute girls in school go with the tall skinny 120lb "man". Meanwhile us short guys are left in the shadows to rot. No more I say, once the apocalypse comes girls will finally see that us cool short strong buff guys with giant beards are the apex predator. able to keep a low profile at all times and much more strength when accounting for our body weight. We will have a tribe of short guys to hunt down all the tall chads and they will beg for mercy. Our children will be raised in the crucible of war and will know nothing but combat. When they find the tall guy offspring they will take everything and steal their wives. only then will stacy from biology not laugh at me when i ask her out. she will beg to act as my hub of genetic imperialism and bear half dwarf half stacy hybrid children.
Posted 24 May, 2021. Last edited 24 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
simp del dia

incel de noche
Posted 14 April, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
good game i like to imagene that the scary people are the palestienes who throw rocks at my fence
Posted 2 April, 2021.
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