Chowder's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:51am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:43am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:07am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:42am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:32am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:04am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:28am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:55am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:58am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:51am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:04am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:14am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:21am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:04am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:01am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:20am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:19am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:45am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:04am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:54am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:22am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 6:53am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:48am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:01am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:45am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 4:43am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:04am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:22am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:21am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:34am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:20am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:45am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:10am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am