when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
the short fortune teller who escaped from pison, was a small medium at large
a backwards poet, writes inverse
a bicyle can't stand on its own, because it's two tired
how does darth vader know what luke is getting for christmas?
he felt his precence

chemistry puns? im in my element
what do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?
HeYSeXe
what would you call a fish made of two sodium atom?
2na
why are chemists good at solving problems?
because they have all the solutions
now, not to be technical, but alchohol is actually a solution
if silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys
organic chemistry is hard, people who study it have alkynes of trouble
if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
what do you do with a sick chemist?
Helium!
when that doesn't work what do you do?
Curium!
when he's dead what do you do?
barium!