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Welcome to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (TM) (C) (R) (CRASH EDITION PREMIUM DELUXE)

Prepare to play a game that *will* (we hope) surpass that of its previous counterpart and be 100% better than 2019's amazing ***FINISHED*** nearly bugless CODMW1.

Remember that when you click purchase now on our brand new price tag of $70, you are contributing to a *beneficial* cause of focused and customer-minded game development and assisting a multi-billion dollar company survive from great profit losses as a result of inflation increases in this modern market. Did you know you can skip the battle pass AND get all the ghost themed skins as well as some red-ish guns? Just pay an extra $30 for the VAULT EDITION! Oh look it's the LIMITED TIME winter sale! We are ***generously*** reducing the price to an all time low of -15% off, or $59.49. Wow! That's a price we've seen nowhere before! What a steal :)! We aren't going to discount the price of the vault upgrade, no no no, we're leaving it at $30 just so that we can keep the profits but that all doesn't matter-- I'm sure that you've purchased and installed the game already so let's go showcase what this *amazing* game has to offer.

We have 3 amazing modes for you to play this year: Warzone 2.0, The brand new DMZ, Spec-ops, and a Co-op!

We've heard the complaints and all the suggestions and we'd like to present the future of Call of Duty UI systems straight to your doorstep. Seamless and Intuitive Menu Design? Gone! Showcasing of skins and pictures of things that don't give any description of the actual mode? Hell yes! Wanna go and browse endless stacked pictures of modes like you're trying to watch a movie? Go right ahead! We are making STRIVES in customer *enjoyment*!.

Oh wait sorry let me back up. I almost left you behind there. Be sure to restart your game after that installation and an internal update in addition to the shader optimization. We only want you to play the game after 4 restarts after all for maximum enjoyment.

Now we get to the fun parts!

(minor spoilers?)
Welcome to the campaign. Here, we dive a bit more into Task Force 141's continued storyline and follow them all across the world to defeat the villain with no callbacks to the previous series villains or twists what so ever. Remember, if your game crashes it's FINE, just boot it up and deal with it. If you choose any difficulty above Hardened, have fun being forced into our new weapon mounting stance to survive for longer than 2 seconds upon seeing an enemy and potentially being soft-locked into parts of the mission with our fancy new saving system. Any moment where you see giant blasts of light beaming through the wall and blinding you to parts of the mission isn't a bug, ITS A FEATURE, of our FUN SHADER OPTIMIZATION PROCESS! (other than all that it's actually not bad imo, the story content is what you make of it)

Alright let's move onto Spec-Ops. We've heard the cries. We're back to the star system and wall of weapons. You want to play casually and level up your multiplayer account with just relaxing PvE with friends and test your new loadouts? Nope! Pre-defined loadouts, Kit systems, No Online leveling, and of course we're going to put it all the way at the bottom of the UI so that you scroll past 30 other scrolling boxes that you have no idea means what. Wait, you said you finished it already? We carefully crafted all 4 of our new spec-ops missions to be action-packed, "glitch-free" and as seamless as possible and not where AI have aimbot with rocket launchers blasting you down the path at all. You could not have possibly finished all FOUR of our missions that quickly. You want more you say? Well go play defender with gun game. We've exponentially increased the difficulty of the bots and completely removed the zombies-type survival mode so have fun doing that. We've also added the new Atomgrad raid for you to try so long as you have 2 competent friends who also own the game who wouldn't mind playing a few hours.

Welcome to Multiplayer! (I have no commentary on the maps. Just look up rants on those. I mean... Border Crossing... >:(] We've completely eliminated the fast-paced slide-cancelling and movement meta-ish so now you will play more tactically and mount your guns like we intended. Oh yea and we've decreased the time to kill to nearly nothing so if you get slain by some random BS it's not a bug, its a feature :). Wait. People are camping around corners and some guns kill you faster than others? Oh no! Well lets just add it to the list of things to eventually get to. Let's discuss the new gunsmith features. Unlocking the same attachments for every gun? Cringe. How about a maze where you have to unlock guns to unlock guns to unlock guns to unlock attachments to unlock other guns instead? All while navigating a ***fun*** movie UI. (camo grind actually a tad easier now tho.) [yes meta guns and riot shields and dual revolvers all fun]

Warzone 2.0. I mean. It's new I guess. TTK is longer. Hold on. There's more RNG? oh boy. Can't fit all your stuff into your backpack? Go find a large backpack *somewhere*. Can't win engagements? Go find a gun with more attachments or that has a better meta. Dying too fast? Go find a THREE-PLATE VEST BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GUARANTEED ANYMORE. No loadouts? Okay i mean loadout drops are the same.

DMZ. Oh here we go. This was all patched and fixed a while ago so good job activision. Infinite money glitches, perk glitches, xp glitches, door-ramming, decoy blasting, are just some to name. DMZ isn't actually that bad and is quite fun with friends if you play casually and win minor player engagements. VOIP makes it a whole new thing. Game isn't tarkov, though many say it is. Big controversy. Overall it's fun but can always improve. Again, ain't tarkov but- oh wait. New Update? DMZ Building 21. Requires keycards for entry, no teammate UI, special *colored* keycards for doors, best loot in game, and is a laboratory? Oh. hmmm. Not tarkov labs, something new... right.... Anyway, overall, Good! *crash* WELL ♥♥♥♥ I JUST SPENT THE LAST FEW HOURS GRINDING TO GET ALL THIS GEAR AND MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME JUST CRASHED WITH NO RECONNECT FEATURE. I CRASHED LAST GAME, KILLED A NEW SQUAD AND KITTED UP AGAIN and WE ARE EXTRACTING and *crash*. Welp there goes my contraband stash with all the rare keys I brought in to help people. :P

Ultimately, fun game? hmmm I'll give it a *sure*/10. I see the idea but it needs SO much change. I see it has been nominated for the steam awards. Do I think it deserves one? Truthfully in it's current state, no. It has far too many bugs and issues to be considered a "polished" game for it's multiplayer aspect but does accomplish good detail and gameplay otherwise. I would put crash-fixing atop the highest priorities to fix or implementing at least a reconnect feature because in a looter-extractor mode like DMZ, crashing and losing everything is not something that is acceptable, especially without a system of collecting gear to use for backup like the contraband system. The issue would be less prevalent if you could store items like large backpacks and 3-plate vests in a stash of some sort. I do praise the new feature of inviting and joining enemy squads, which is quite fun with the addition of VOIP. Though most of the review focuses on the negative aspects of each mode, it all depends on your playstyle: whether you're a sweat, or a rat, everyone experiences the game differently and has their own perspectives. It all depends on your goal and how you choose to approach achieving that goal. If you're camo farming, well expect to be killed randomly on your quest while using "bad" guns. If you're enjoying the game with a riot shield on your back and a meta gun with all the perks to boot with a modicum of skill to outplay others, you're going to excel and have nearly nothing to complain about.

Buy the game if you want to, or if you want to play with friends, but it has a shortage of content aside DMZ & WarZ 2

Everyone I play this game with are younger and the absolute worst human beings on Earth when it comes to having respect for others but other than that Mac-10 rushes are fun i guess

This game is very fun at times when you either have friends or some decent loot to begin with. But when starting out in the game in a community server, unless you are extremely lucky and get tons of loot without dying from spawnkill, its pretty much boring unless a friend gives you loot or such because being a starter with just a rock and a torch leads to easy kills and many people write bad reviews because of it. I think this game is very fun even if there is a very toxic community, there should be some changes made to the game preventing spawnkilling but not to destroy the PVP base itself.

I would recrommend this game very much because it is an intense FPS game and its graphics and lines are awesome! I would have recrommended this to 10 friends at the first 10 minutes of playing! I hope you would too! This is the best game EVAR!!!!