we are so back.

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You suddenly awaken in a cold sweat. A soft glow fills the room. Then you hear it. The sound that comes at this time every night. The cowbell that tells the hour of 3 AM better than your own watch. Then the magic words are said: "All....My....Friends....Know the low rider."
Then he's there. Slowly rising, those eyes looking down upon you as they do every night.

George Lopez has arrived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMh1J0hzRo

-rep after a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.