Swerb's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 1:28am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 1:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:30pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:30pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:04pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 3:14am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:03am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:22am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:46am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:57pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:56pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:19am