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4 people found this review helpful
17.5 hrs on record
great game, a very happy slappy time :)

Be careful if you want to play it with friends online, though: Remote Play is finicky in that the game only detects controllers already plugged into your computer before opening it, meaning it won't let someone join in over Remote Play if there isn't a "slot" available for them, so to speak. Playing with 4 people, for example, would require you to either have 4 controllers (or 3 controllers plus keyboard) plugged in for the game to properly register everyone, so you won't be able to play with your desired amount of people if you don't have the controllers to match the player count.

Besides that, highly recommend trying it out.
Posted 1 November. Last edited 1 November.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
a compilation of real Job Job responses:

She's probably a ♥♥♥♥♥♥! queasy her keep doing your trombone!
Cease existing. That's it No more GRUNGA
Paul Blart, business god ate Me car!!!
the government needs a T-Shirt
10 000.
Divorcing your wife was a great idea. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love that ♥♥♥♥
a long white ♥♥♥♥, golden and long, I believe.
your wife eating ass with all that
You are scum! the mob of 10 000 balls shows up
♥♥♥♥ up the office prankster: How do you respond government?
I think Your balls are disgusting. You would gets blended FAST

I WILL blast bug-sized Mexicans kids
I WON'T sex the kids. They will scream

I WILL ♥♥♥♥ in a used car
I WON'T practice

I SAY Massive ♥♥♥♥ spotted!
I DO girls, it starts hard

I SAY just explode
I DO your mom lol

I cant
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the queue
call of duty zombies raygun
the Big 5 foot ♥♥♥♥
boulder mountain
I pass through you naked. strip club! What else?
This is just like the scene from Jimmy Neutron right?
i cant ♥♥♥♥ my organs. i have small.
dont touch my popcorn! you disease!
Well you hit really hard. after, you womp sloppin!
probably my large collection of gay visual novels
Buy animatronics and also Islands of Adventure? find out more below

I DESERVE a untimely death in the Large Hadron Collider
I GET all the marbles, Mr. Warfford

I DESERVE that grandma in bed!
I GET her tuna sandwiches. NO! terrible sandwiches

I DESERVE sex you know?
I GET hot badass sex on the Canadian north woods

I DESERVE a naked baby
I GET pregnant!

♥♥♥♥. Im scary as ♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clowns
Oopsie, I Just pull out the glock. brains EVERYWHERE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Frank! shoot me! BELCJH BELCJH BELCJH BELCJH
naked women's. They should've thought that through, that loser ♥♥♥♥
I catfished a guy. Pretty sure I smells like ♥♥♥♥.
I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jonahs mom. now I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jonahs dog!
jonahs hilarious dog Ate ♥♥♥♥?
Unfortunately marbles and a 12x12x12 cube. im a rich dumbass
I'm picking her nose. yep. brainwashed dumbasses
I want that saucy pregnant baby down.
hacked! woman ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ staring down a tuna. NO Sharon!

I DREAM of nudes, man.
I FEAR world leaders. They ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I DREAM go in the stinker.
I FEAR Brown

I DREAM of splashing extremely disgusting bloody milk on kids
I FEAR kids. I hate kids.

I DREAM I Will die off
I FEAR I Will die in NYC

Friday ♥♥♥♥. Dont forget
a large lady drowned in the devils piss 0/10
Costa Rican government.
kisses on the lips. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay! I was gay once
Get some eggs and look grandpa's body. food goes down ass
Corn is a gazillion dollars or some ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Michelle Obama. Rated R ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ y'know tiny ass
I ate a kit kat
kinda rabid.
♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ that's right! his Happy Meal blow up! acronym
Brown lady!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a moon-wolf. impregnate
security software! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself
I touch ya Mom. smoothly... Like butter
poopoo'd on em
I bomb the kids infinitely! Send gift card :)
Glazing brown ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. goes down your stomach. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smoothly
hard anal sex

I PROMISE They stink
I DELIVER real Moon onions

I PROMISE id ♥♥♥♥ em all
I DELIVER barbecue by tomorrow

I PROMISE I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drinkiing Laundry detergent. Paralyzed!
I DELIVER nasty decrepit piece of ♥♥♥♥. Sigma!

I PROMISE her I'd knee some Japan girl's
I DELIVER Oppenheimer bombs.

kill the DUDE, and one spouse
hundreds of ants in Spirited Away
Big peter poster (:
sit for a while. touch my warm maze-a-roni
grow some really big SANDALS DUDE
i should jump very high. Rubba Dub, New Orleans club
Tell your dumbass brand to go gay. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LGBTQIA midgets DAyum
Landing in Denver, fight me Double-sexed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
sleeping with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on hookers the Moon. real Moon ♥♥♥♥.
I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue. quarterly blizzard sucks PRESTON up!
shouldve drowned ants
stuff my pants with money money money I'd do it again
virus!? put a dent in that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s computer!
i'll Genuinely shampoo and maybe i'll hate Elon musk
I dunk on everyone and I wouldn't be nice



my personal favorites:

♥♥♥♥ like they clothes cease!
Taylor Swift accidentally ♥♥♥♥! i go in it!
choke the ♥♥♥♥ out of it, ♥♥♥♥ in Hand.
Quick! mom ate a fish with a tiny shlong!
thrash like a middle schooler with a dent in my forehead
she battery operated.
Corn is a gazillion dollars or some ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn
♥♥♥♥♥♥ an alien without permission. Star Wars!
kill my 3 kids like a LiveLeak
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you. you are NOT enjoying it.



FAILURE
PUT SOME DOUBLOONS IN YOUR DAY.

amazing game lol
Posted 8 September, 2023. Last edited 8 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
36.2 hrs on record
count dooku ladder is the ultimate kyber brick cheese

only downside is terminal pain in the throat
Posted 28 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
286.4 hrs on record (141.6 hrs at review time)
war of the wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men: the game
Posted 22 June, 2021.
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411.8 hrs on record (281.4 hrs at review time)
Definitely one of the best roguelikes out there with an extremely fun & rewarding learning curve compared to most other games I've played.

Also online play exists so go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wild with that I guess lol

10/10 would get RKO'd by a Magmar while descending the Volcana drill again
Posted 13 March, 2021. Last edited 17 July, 2021.
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23.9 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
braaaap
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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1,335.3 hrs on record (186.6 hrs at review time)
This game's pretty fun.

Really fun solo and co-op gameplay, kickass 80's style music, and who doesn't love massacring thousands of bugs that admittedly look like the distant relatives of the bread from TF2?

Highly recommend getting this on a relatively fast computer at the minimum. From personal experience, DRG can shred anything lower, even on the lowest settings.

9/10 would go spelunking with Norwegians from space again
Posted 23 August, 2020.
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189.0 hrs on record (98.2 hrs at review time)
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Bloons TD 6

+ Good music

+ how the ♥♥♥♥ do you actually get voice acting to be good in a tower defense

+ Much more content due to new towers, bloons, upgrades and gamemodes

+ Smooth graphics (oh hey it's in 3D now)

+ Co-op compatibility

+ Special events (races, collectibles, etc.)

= Microtransactions, but there's rarely a reason to get them since getting the stuff they offer is easy enough

- Co-op lag ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

- Holy ♥♥♥♥ i feel stupid now

Cool game, really nice improvements from BTD5 (thank god they fixed co-op desyncing) and new updates in the future.

8/10
Posted 28 November, 2019. Last edited 23 August, 2020.
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27.4 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
the floor is pink

it is just the shape and beat, friend

+ Good gameplay & design

+ haha yes the funny beats & music

+ Online & couch play

+ Good story (what)

+ Playlist options

= Hardcore mode (goes either way so little Timmy doesn't go ree in Jimmy's arschloch)

- S-Ranking everything on Hardcore (oeuf)

- Quite a grind to unlock the extra songs

ja ist gute

8.5/10
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.0 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
wait what

Bridge Constructor Portal

+ it's just poly bridge, but with more science

+ wait what are you doing those peOPLE ARE DRIVING INTO LITERAL ACID STOP

+ basic but good graphics

+ i told you to stOP WHY ARE THEY DRIVING INTO NORTH KOREAN TURRETS

+ oh yeah workshop's a thing too so ja ist guten

+ i get to feel smart

+ the cake

- i get to feel stupid

- is a lie

- why do the convoys weigh so much please i just want skinny bridge to not fall

- campaign's a little short, lad

It's just Poly Bridge, but more Volvo. The campaign levels feel a bit short in length, but it's still fairly decent.


7/10
Posted 30 January, 2019. Last edited 23 August, 2020.
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