As down the glen, one Easter morn....
To a site fair was I....
Their armed lines of marching gamers...
In squadrons passed me by....
No pipe did hum...
Nor battle drum....
Did sound its loud ERROR....

Sinéad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew

Hello! I am the one and only Poročnik Matevž Kałuża (L.T Farmer Toijee)

I am Irish (ON THE IRISH!) and I am a simple....normal gamer. HA! HELL NO!

Now, I ain't what you'd expect as a uh... how do I say "mature" person, since I goof around nearly all day. Shhh. Just deal with it bro.

Best friends: comet the bear, Bluseto, Commander Pipin, Watermelon, El Pimpo. (Anyone not mentioned here, don't worry u guys r still all my best friends ;3 I just play/speak with these guys more. Or I have been friends with them since like.....the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ days of Robocraft.)

Old friends/RIP: (Note: Can't remember everyone): Joseph, Wellington, One person I used to play an RTS with, Amori (Kek, he died cause he decided to become an Internationel Meme), IRA dude. Such a patriot D; (Not in this list, your either NOT dead or not unfriended ;3)

♥♥♥♥♥: Amori, Radhg (Yeh thats riht), El Pimpo, Watermelon, The Onceler (He's a ♥♥♥♥ x 200,000), GoldenTiger.

Oh well, honor for all
Of the big and the small
Well, the taller they stand
Well, the harder they fall

Honor for all - Dishonored
Honor for all - Jon Licht and Daniel Licht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NFGgl7Cqs

(If you don't like this *Graps 9mm revolver* GET OUT!)