ballz lol

Be careful from this lad, if he catches you sleeping, you will lose your PP privileges (He took mine and made a necklace from it)

thanks
I take that reward with pride

cun.t of the year

wtf that was the funniest ♥♥♥♥ ive ever read

I saw 1.00945 inches of a girls shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.

The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.

When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.