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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:21am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:43am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:17am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:21pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:43am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:43am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:14am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:21am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:55pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:48am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:12am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:47am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:55am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:15am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:42pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:55am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:37am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am