This man is not to be messed with. Told me once that the way he got so good at gaming was because he uses flight simulator key-binds to play.

i want you

This man, NAE! Heathen is a cheater, he got more kills than me, which is impossible since I am the best player in the game. Furthermore, he was able to land bullets which I could not land (again I am the best player, no way he is not cheating).

poggy woggy

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal

-rep