Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
ㅤ* To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
ㅤ* Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
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