Formerly an erotic dancer, i had to give up on this after giving myself whiplash while gyrating my hips to achy breaky heart,
I am faster than a speeding snail, more powerful than a marshmallow, able to leap tall ants in a single bound.
I am also renowned for my humbleness, infact I would go so far as to say modesty is my greatest quality.
Nobody really reads this ♥♥♥♥ anyway, I mean how depressing is it that you find yourself middle aged, driving a forklift for NZs equivalent of Walmart