Gord the Milker
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Megsterrz 4 Mar @ 4:20pm 
please tell your daughter to stop filling grandpa's corncob pipe with onion powder.
MeanMachine 14 Feb @ 7:17am 
Roses are red, violets are blue...... ahhhhhhhhh I gotta poo.
Megsterrz 6 Feb @ 6:04pm 
you ever go off your rocker with betty crocker?
MeanMachine 21 Jan @ 8:58pm 
I ate too much fettuccine alfredo last year and my doctor said to stop. I did and now the bistro went out of business.
Megsterrz 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01pm 
i turned a macaroni noodle into a flute and joined the philharmonic orchestra
MeanMachine 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:01am 
Thanks for attending my vasectomy reveal party! I'm sorry you passed out during the procedure but I figured why not reveal and just go for it!