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Hey infidels, My name is Mohammad, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ugly, goatless, infidels who spend every second of their day worshiping a false god. You are everything bad in the name of Allah. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any goat? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of us because of your own infidelities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to woman without hijabs. Don’t be an infidel. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much unstoppable. I was captain of the beheading ritual, and starter on my jihad . What gods do you worship, other than “god”? I also get straight clean cuts, and have a banging hot goatfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO maal). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in the name of Allah. Allahu Akbar infidels

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