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Recent reviews by Vell

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7.5 hrs on record
bonk wack bonk wack bonk wack bonk. and you guessed it. wack
Posted 12 October.
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122.0 hrs on record (56.5 hrs at review time)
*trauma*
Posted 23 February.
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29.3 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pets, guns, sweatshops, What more could a boy want!
Posted 1 February.
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50.8 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
GET ON THE *shot in the face* alright lets try this again
Posted 13 December, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
59.3 hrs on record (42.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
YOOOO I WAS LIKE AAAAAH AND GOOSEBERRY WAS LIKE BAD BOY AND I WAS LIKE FUUUUUUUUU AND THEN LEROY THROWS ME THROUGH A WINDOW AND IM LIKE UGH IM BLEEDING AND THEN I STAND UP AND TAKE A STEP AND THE LURKER IN THE LOCKER JUMPS ME AND IM LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THEN SHE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME THEN I GET UP AND OPEN A DOOR AND *thwak* IM HIT BY A TAZER CROSS THEN ITS LIKE DAMN IT AND JUST WHEN I THINK IM FREE A FUMIGATOR SHOWS UP AND GOES BE COOL ♥♥♥♥♥! THEN A MAN WITH NOODLE HAIR SLID INTO MY DMS AND I WAS LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 27 May, 2023.
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71.1 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Love it, the gun play feels heavy and yet fast paced, the combat is intense, and shovel go bonk. 10/10

Posted 19 November, 2022.
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99.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
yas
Posted 17 October, 2022.
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57.2 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
man cant even access these servers anymore i just wanna ♥♥♥ re live the days of origins, cant even ♥♥♥ do that because "oh you need to ♥♥♥ log into the servers we dont care about anymore and have let fall into ruin so ♥♥♥♥ you and the 90 dollars you spent on it and the dlc's because we wont give you just a flat offline choice nooo you have to actually sign into our network we dont care about anymore" get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 4 October, 2022.
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10.0 hrs on record
This game has changed me as a person, the shocking events and the feelings ive felt were true and it has been a while since a game has made me feel emotions like shock and sadness unlike the call of duty clones and the emotionless shooters or the games that have magic and wonder, magic and wonder is all you get in games anymore and its about *BLEEEEP*-ing time that a game does something centered around something normal-ish and the the breaking of a person once thought to be the average joe and the tragedy of his life. This is a well crafted masterpiece of a game and i am not ashamed to admit i cried a couple times. it was a rollercoaster of emotions, with Jeremy then the text adventure style reading and choice making, the sadness of hearing the behind the mind behind the monitor was... a mind *BLEEEEEEP* to say the least. Im deathstar and that is all the time we have for this review, next time we will be reviewing another game with competent developers.
Posted 11 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
8.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WELLLLLL THAT WAS AN EXPERIENCE AT 4 AM JEEEEEZEEEEE PHEWWWW this game embodies how i see the backrooms and i hope to hell they go deeper into this game and make it far better, this game has got the RE level puzzles and as a bonus you can hear your friend get dragged into the distance
Posted 26 July, 2022.
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