A Smelly Bum
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Preddy! 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13pm 
smells pretty good for a bum +rep
Jar Jar 16 Mar, 2018 @ 6:21pm 
+rep good dude
Teemo xD 22 Dec, 2015 @ 11:47am 
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Brink 17 Dec, 2015 @ 7:26pm 
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Teemo xD 9 Dec, 2015 @ 11:53am 
+rep
YELP REVIEW 5/5 ★★★★★
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This underaged young man has the finest quality of the anus. His ass so tight make a ♥♥♥♥♥ squeal for help like a woman trapped in a enflamed house. Not only is his ass of the finest but the mouth on this one is insane. This one be sucking better than a power vacuum..♥♥♥♥, it might even compare to a Black Hole. I swear I saw Jesus coming down the stairs in brilliant bright light. This one's mouth is the Truth. However, to every good, there is every bad. I would not pay for his handjob services. That ♥♥♥♥ ripped the skin off my ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ be peeling banana or something. Other than that, after my trip to the doctor, I would come for his service again. Oh, and he also charges extra for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on his face. He said I have a good aim since I hit both his eyes.
Teemo xD 9 Dec, 2015 @ 8:26am 
I met this user once before when I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his add he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time.