♥♥♥♥ A FOCUSRITE SCARLETT;;; - MOTU M SERIES SUPREMACY

The year is 3072. Humanity is on its last legs, with its extinction on the horizon. Humanity is facing the greatest population decline in recorded history with no male fertile enough to quench the insatiable thirst of our dying species. However, scientists whom calculated for this grim and bleak future, cryogenically froze one man in the year 2040, who had the fate of our future resting upon his muscular shoulders...

His name? Azriel Barrozo. His pod timer had but minutes left on it whilst it was televised to the world that was so desperately awaiting their salvation. As everyone grew in suspense, the pod opened. Out came a man (which was a shock in and of itself) with a throbbing and hard erection rivalling only that of tungsten. He soon proceeded to clear his throat and proclaim, "Come and get it, babyyyy!" as he slapped his exceptionally large schlong on the table, and like rabid dogs, everyone in the room charged for him, clawing and trampling the competition. His fertility was unmatched; rumour spread that even his mere touch could impregnate one, hell, even his passing gaze was sought after. Needless to say, the population quadrupled within the first year and the hopes of humanity were restored once more.

Hi, Scarlett 2i2 user. I have to say, you've really inspired me into getting a Scarlett 2i2 as my first audio interface. At first glance it seems amazing but after using it more I have to say that this was the worst mistake of my life. I don't understand how you can deal with this but I wish you all the best with your Scarlett 2i2. If you're ever feeling down by it feel free to head over to https://littlecaesars.com and use code "PIZZA10" for $10 off on your next purchase!

- Little Caesars®

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Thanks for the discount code @Pizza Hut®! I too am a Scarlett 2i2 despiser and sympathise with ANYONE who had the misfortune of purchasing such an absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥. The only redeeming factor is that I can use it as a coaster for my Pizza Hut® Sparkling Water. (Not sponsored).

- Matt (Not affiliated with Pizza Hut®)