Bro made me a mouse pad out of his jeans, and they said it couldn’t be done. I’m now top 2% in my region.

I love using his thicc juicy ass as a pillow.

daddyyyy

Has a giant peen

Wow. I never thought I would have a PROFESSIONAL esports gamer on my friend's list. Thank you for accepting my friend request. Your presence in my virtual circle has brought an overwhelming sense of gratitude. It's incredible to have someone of your caliber as a friend, and I am truly honored. Your expertise, dedication, and achievements in the gaming world are awe-inspiring. I am grateful for the opportunity to witness your talent firsthand and be a part of your journey. Your acceptance has filled me with excitement and a deep appreciation for the experiences and knowledge you can share. Having you as a friend brings a new level of inspiration and admiration into my life. Thank you for choosing to connect with me, and I eagerly anticipate the wonderful moments and cherished memories that await us.

In the midst of a busy center, a half naked man, simply identifying himself as "Matthew" starting yelling about how "the roadmen" would take over all of UK within the coming weeks. We didn't believe him, and now the monarchy is no more, and half of Europe's streets are being terrorized by juveniles. If only we had listened...