As we speak I am contacting my premade friends on my steam account and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DDoS, maggot. The DDoS that wipes out the pathetic little ping and makes you derank. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my XM1014, 2 flashes, a incendiary and a smoke. Not only am I extensively trained in XM1014 combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CS:GO buy menu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the map, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ salt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little cyka? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the XM1014 masters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on de_dust2, and I have over 300 Stattrak™ kills. I am trained in ♥♥♥♥♥ warfare and I’m the top XM1014 player in the entire CSGO armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rush you the ♥♥♥♥ out with 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

congrats on the marriage

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

+rep, add me

+rep nice profile😉