Reseñas recientes de Dorf von Gaulf

Fun game, always liked games where i could design stuff. This game specifically is in that area where it gives you enough freedom to experiment, but not so much where you are overwhelmed. Updates roll out somewhat slowly, but I'm fine with that for the most part.

UPDATE: CRISIS AVERTED P*** DROPLETS NEUTRALIZED

I've come to make an announcement; Sony Corporation are a bunch of b****a** motherf***ers, they p***ed on my f***ing game. Thats right, they took their greedy corporate d*** out and they p***ed on my f***ing game, and they said their d*** was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my steam dot com, Sony Corporation, you've got a small d***, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO PSN, NO DATA LEAKS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They f***ed my game so guess what? I'm gonna f*** Super Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER P***! Except I'm not gonna P*** on the super earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M P***ING ON THE REVIEWS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOSHIDA? I PISSED ON THE REVIEWS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE UNTIL JUNE 4TH BEFORE THE P*** DROPLETS HIT THE F***ING SUPER EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I P*** ON YOU TOO.

Great cooperative and one of the most consumer friendly live service games, the only content locked behind a paywall are cosmetics. you don't miss out on any mechanics or features and the you still have access to plenty of cosmetics besides the DLC stuff.

The community is really fun to play with too, i find myself playing mostly with random players and still have a blast with them. I can also tell you that less than 1% of your games will be bad experiences since the community is pretty non toxic and really casual, and the lobbies that aren't casual and are toxic tend to point themselves out with lobby names such as "100+ only | No EPC | No Mini-Nuke | Violators will be banned" so you can easily avoid those leaf lovers in favor of the lobby named "Dunking my gunkseed in liquid morkite"

Screw what other people say, there doesn't need to be a story for a game to be good. and the gameplay loop is fun enough on its own.

that isn't to say i don't want them to continue developing this. i really hope they do! but it is super fun as is.

made a base in a desert temple cause why not and found out my basement is infested with bugs. 10/10 would go on bug exterminatus campaign again.

>join server
>choose security
>get chosen as medic
>this is fine
>make medicine for crew
>get accused of being traitor for deconstructing steroids
>wtf
>security trying to arrest me
>run and make cyanide
>put cyanide in syringe gun
>shoot security with cyanide
>get shot in face by captain
>random assistant throws nitroglycerin
>giant hole in ship now
>manage to escape and bandage my face
>grab diving suit
>find assistant that threw nitroglycerin
>inject him with cyanide saying it is morphine
>help engineers and mechanic fix sub
>captain comes back to me and slaps my ass with a stun baton
>handcuffed and force injected with my own drugs
>engineer tries to melt captains face off with welder
>mechanic unhandcuffs me
>second security guard stuns me and accidentally handcuffs self
>cyanide sec
>captain killed by engineer and mechanic after running out of ammo
>reactor detonates due to overheating
>round ends
>we haven't even left the station

10/10 would die without leaving station again

my Luancher is Glitching i cant find the play button but i still recommend this game