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It's a question we've all wondered, but few have tried, does semen taste good? The short answer, yes. The long answer: tastes a bit like pudding. If pudding, was semen. Hope this gave you some insight. I'm soft chicken man.

Great question. It seems like you have a good head on your shoulders. By shoulders, I mean the stumpy area of your penis. Science tells us everything we need to know. Like the distance between the earth and the moon. The decibel level that can break eardrums. But what science doesn't explain, is the appropriate distance to hold a door open for someone. Is it 10 feet? 5 perhaps? Idk. Maybe we'll never know. Oh, orgasms are cool, but once again, only if you're married. Heterosexually. To a woman. For the purpose of procreation.

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@notaphase I'd grade your composition a solid 85, don't worry! its just a grade! you've shown definite improvement since last semester. There is just a couple kinks in the hose of your near-perfection writing! i took points off because a major issue was your complete and utter failure to keep a theme throughout the piece, you start off with a great point of Japanese culture (good polysydeton!!) but what those essay graders will ding you on is your outline. You dropped the ball on Cartoons and went right into your analysis of society. It was a great opening passage and a beautiful closing but youre lacking in explanation and embedded quotes. So basically you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded[b/]