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Celebrating yet another birthday bash
Michael, it's your birthday today
Cake and ice cream is on its way
And Michael been such a good boy this year
Open up your gifts while we all cheer
Happy birthday, Michael
Of course you have. No shame in it.
Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.
Without guidance, without the strength of runes, and without an invitation to the Roundtable Hold...
You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity.
Celebrating yet another birthday bash
Michael, it's your birthday today
Cake and ice cream is on its way
And Michael been such a good boy this year
Open up your gifts while we all cheer
Happy birthday, Michael