very big noob

that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ giraffe in animal crossing new leaf wants to charge me 300,000 bells for a piece of ♥♥♥♥ couch are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious i could take my poor ass downstairs right now and buy a cooler looking couch from that tiny orphan raccoon for 2k bells do you know how much insect and fish blood i had to spill at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ island to get anywhere close to 30k bells. and u think im going to dishonor their sacrifice by shelling that money out for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ price-gouged couch. ♥♥♥♥ off you long neck ♥♥♥♥♥ we better have the option in AC for Switch to destroy capitalism or else the sacrifices i made as mayor are all for naught and i will take my scorn for the corrupt economy to my cheap orange-shaped deathbed on the top floor of my debt infested house, and as i lie delirious and dying, my last thoughts will be how rover really had his foot in my ass for making me take his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job so he could keep hitchhiking

Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.