Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
█▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▆▆(]████T A C H A N K A██████ ..........................
....................◢▇▇▇▇██████████▇▇▇▇▇▇█ .......
............__◢██████████████████████████/ .......
.............(/((╭╮▼╭╮▼╭╮▼╭╮▼╭╮▼╭╮))/) .........
...............◥╰╯▬╰╯▬╰╯▬╰╯▬╰╯▬╰╯◤...........
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
📀 ☢ 🐟 ☢ 🏓 ☢ 🐛 ☢ 🎽 ☢ 📗 ☢ 🎈 ☢ 🥞 ☢ 👃 ☢ 🎫
A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements
document for a new application. The manager asked the master: "How long will
it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?"
"It will take one year," said the master promptly.
"But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it
take it I assign ten programmers to it?"
The master programmer frowned. "In that case, it will take two years."
"And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?"
The master programmer shrugged. "Then the design will never be
completed," he said.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
💄 ☢ 👽 ☢ ⚡ ☢ 🕺 ☢ 👔 ☢ 🚗 ☢ 🌸 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 🐛 ☢ 🌽