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LOOKING FOR GF
Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1. Female 2. Age 16-23 3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!) 4. Willing to do as I ask 5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113) 6. Have 0 male friends 7. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8. Be willing to split the bill on a date 9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM) 10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you nude in person. 11. Have sex with me as I ask 12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits) 13. Ideally not have a job 14. Instal a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all times

Everyday i wake up at 4:20pm, the sun beaming on my face as it almost sets for the night, i look to the left, i see the one. The only. King julian. As I get out of my bed I am greeted with my tens of thousands of posters of king julian cascading down my bedroom walls. I go to brush my teeth. Only. using my limited edition 2006 King julian toothpaste with my 10 year old madagascar toothbrush. They say you can never grow out of some obsessions, but king Julian... he’s NOT an obsession he is a passion, a lust, a desire.

I love you King Julian.

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