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i am the e thot

I was sitting in the theater, watching Incredibles 2 and I was quietly eating some beans, keeping to myself, like normal, when halfway through the movie, a black teenager came and sat in the same isle as me, a few seats away from me. I notice him and my hands go cold. My brow starts to sweat. I can't even focus on the movie. I knew I had to put my beans away. I slowly bent over, trying to place my beans on the floor, out of sight, behind my bag that contained 47 more cans of beans, but then, it happened, During a very quiet scene, I farted so loud, it must've set a record. It was a juicy one, and I felt every person in the theater look at me. Some chuckled. But the one I was most worried about was the black teenager. I knew I had to get out of there. But, I tripped on the bag of beans. The bag toppled over, and the 47 cans of beans rolled out onto the floor. I turned and tried to run, but it was too late. In a deep booming voice, he yelled "THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ EATING BEANS!"

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