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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:45am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 4:54pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:33pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:33pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:33pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:33pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:35pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 4:56pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:32pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:52pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:05am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:39am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:02am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:59am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:04am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:33am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:04am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 4:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:03am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:26pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:32pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:37pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:03am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:32pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:04am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:04am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 4:56pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:03am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:26pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:38pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:27pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:40pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:40pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:03am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:27pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:27pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:39pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:05am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:04am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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