I decided to ♥♥♥♥ with the major ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation,
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever ♥♥♥♥ a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips')
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
I came back out two minutes later, and there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it and saying this real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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