LOOK, I started Stardew a long long time ago. I was a different person then. I wanted different things. Abigail was awesome for me. We had a happy marriage. But now it's been a real life year. I boot up the ol' save file after this long hiatus. And there's Haley. I give her a coconut because I want to make friends with everyone, and she's extra flirty and she's at 8 hearts now and suddenly she's showing signs of character development. And then Abigail gives me ♥♥♥♥ for giving Haley the damn coconut, and I kind of wish she would stop talking about ghosts, and she hasn't repaired our fences in like a year, and I'm sick oF EATING FRIED MUSHROOMS FOR BREAKFAST. HOW MANY PUMPKINS DO YOU NEED ABIGAIL. WHEN WILL YOUR APPETITE BE QUELLED. Ahem. Someone please destroy me before I destroy myself.