Recent reviews by Sue-is-Syde

IF there was a simulator of what the five stages of grief felt like this would be it. wonderful immersion of how truly unforgiving an actual Apocalypse feels like. "this is how you die" is the perfect screen to begin every game on.

I am Lesion

Fear my Army of Needles

So many needles

wow

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can have a girl with the voice of a black man, you can look at Valkyr's butt.

Nidus gave my other frames space herpies.

Paid $75 for a prime set

this game is all i have after my father left

20/10

One eye cyclops floppy simulator. would never equip armor again.

46/3 i cant count

its 'aight

Whether you see the glass half empty, or the glass half full.

The Brotherhood WILL SEE IT AS A DAMN SYNTH.

34/10 would rail the road again

34/10

always good when you can stop time and flatulate a little in Victoria's mouth

also Chloe, amiright <3

I SAVED CHLOE ♥♥♥♥ ARCADIA BAY

If you hate cats and hate having friends, this game is on the same level of causing your friends to never call you again like mario cart and Portal 2 did.

89/4 I cant count, thanks Stamper.

its okay