Recent reviews by Dad

The factory must spaghettify grow

Wasn't even worth the $3.49 I spent on the summer sale. How tf do you get your CUTSCENES to lag?

I wish all Sony employees happy bankruptcy

I wish all Arrowhead employees a nice find a new publisher

Better game quality than most AAA titles today.
Story is a real tear-jerker.

Its Chivalry without all the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploits

I have a personal rule that i will never buy an Early Access game that my friend Quizzy gets hyped about



this game makes no exception

to summarize, its a bad ARK DLC that doesnt work at all. not only do you spend 4 years trying to get IN to the game, you then get to experience what it's like to live 2-3 seconds behind everyone else as your attacks take about that long to register. not to mention the fact that the starting areas are always full so the only server you have any chance of getting into are the lawless regions where everyone you meet will likely kill you as soon as they see you

Everybody thinks they're good at this game until you get into a heist

2,800 people wrote a review for a test designed to stress test a computer. brilliant

buy the standalone lol

A basic How-to on how to play this game:

1. start up the tutorial and build a basic rocket
2. go into sandbox mode and attempt to build a functional rocket
3. get into sub-orbit and have your ship explode/crash
4. restart launch and try again
5. repeat above steps 4-5 times
6. Praise the holy lord Gaben when you finally get into a stable orbit


10/10 dead kerbals