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Hey sorry I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anal - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your bum properly. It can also be a sign of haemorrhoids in or near your bum hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like last time. If kept clean, the anal odour should be bearable although you may want to keep spray on hand. I hope my answer helped you.

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