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116.2 hrs on record (109.2 hrs at review time)
If you've ever wanted to experience life as a medival knight this is the closest it gets other than building a time machine.

Pros:
- Extremely detailed open world
- Beautiful scenery and models
- NPCs that feel alive with agency
- Challenging and unique combat
- Fantastic main quests and side quests
- Historically accurate game for history buffs

Cons:
- Early game can be punishing and a bit of a learning curve for the combat
- Enemy AI can be cheesed easily (get a bow and jump on a box and you are rambo)
- Not as many side quests as other open world games like Skyrim

9/10
Posted 4 September, 2024.
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66.1 hrs on record
Sucks

Typical MMO-RPG; boring, grindy, unoriginal, and to top it all off it's PAY TO WIN.

Since when has South Korea produced anything notable other than PUBG (Which is a pretty low bar to beat).

North Korea could probably do a better job making this game with concentration camp workers.

1/10
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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1,528.5 hrs on record (1,112.5 hrs at review time)
The best mil-sim in existence and if you can think of it there a mod for it.

Playing on a sever where people take the game seriously is best way to play as nerdy as that sounds. But nothing is funnier than when you crash your helicopter into a tank only to get catapulted to the moon.

10/10 would drop napalm on OPFOR again
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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27.3 hrs on record
NO SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW

One of the funniest games I've played in my life with a great cast of characters and a zany yet compelling story.

Pros:
- Every case is unique and intriguing, keeping you guessing until the last moments.
- Music is near perfect, almost on par with the Persona games.
- Character dialogue is hilarious and engaging, you actually care about keeping everyone alive.
- Game-play is extremely unique and takes some brainpower to succeed. The truth bullets where you have to shoot down characters arguments with evidence you collect is one of the best uses of mental game-play I have seen in a video game. And its extremely satisfying when you piece together the whole murder at the end of every case.
- Monokuma is one of the most zany and like-able villains in fiction and is the best character in whole game, hands down.
- You will get to know a character so well and you'll become so invested in them that it really shocks you when you realize they are the murder in a case later down the line. One of the few games I've played that does this well.

Cons:
- Too many Japanese people
- There's a couple cases where if the murder just did one simple thing you would never be able to solve the case. A little unrealistic but there's literally a perverted talking robot bear cracking jokes every two seconds so who gives a f word.

10/10

TL;DR
Japanese lawyer fever dream.
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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17.1 hrs on record
999 is one of my favorite story driven games of all time. And I thought Virtues Last Reward was a decent sequel minus the lame ending and the retconing of Alice.
Zero Time Dilemma was supposed to wrap it all up but failed.

Pros:
- Rooms/Puzzles are challenging, if you are below 100 IQ you have no chance of beating this game.
- New characters are intriguing and entertaining.
- Sigma is Top G.

Cons:
- Junpei and Akane are unrecognizable compared to their personalities in 999 and VLR, this isn't "character growth" they are just completely different characters from what they used to be.
- Depending on which branch you go down you can run into situations where you can tell the developers didn't account for your choices, and as a result you have to go back and forth through timelines and hear the same dialogue and it just gets boring. Obviously the point of the game is to jump between timelines but it was done better in the first two. Confusing the player for no reason other than you didn't pick the right timeline first isn't good story telling.
- I've always thought the Radical-6 virus was a lame plot device and I never felt like it was implemented well into the story.
- VLR had some uncanny valley vibes with the characters faces but ZTD takes the cake. Many cringe moments when a characters face just freezes after they stop talking.

Kotaro Uchikoshi has great talent when it comes to designing puzzles and escape rooms but you can tell he has trouble developing satisfying conclusions to his stories. 999 is a fantastic build up of suspense and mystery but the ending leaves a few big questions unanswered which we assumed would be answered in VLR. In VLR we got the most interesting character; Alice, retconned into an annoying ♥♥♥♥♥ with the lamest backstory ever and so much potential squandered. VLR didn't really answer the questions from 999 it just gave us more and ZTD does the same. It places itself in the middle of 999 and VLR and basically at the end it comes down to, "OH we shifted back to the timeline where we won the dumb coin flip so Radical-6 won't spread but for some dumb reason mankind will still go extinct (???). And this was all done so we would take 'saving the world' seriously." What are these characters ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded?! This is the same logic the Saw movies use; "Oh we have to subject you to insane torture cause you smoke cigarettes, now that you suffered so much you'll appreciate life." Its just lame and bad story telling. Fans wanted closure after VLR and all we got was filler. This game just felt like an excuse to display some cool puzzles.

4/10

TL;DR
Cool puzzles with a bad story which is made to be confusing to distract you from the bad writing, reminds me of Kingdom Farts.
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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441.4 hrs on record (380.3 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- Massive battles
- Plenty of different maps to battle in as well as castles to siege
- Combat required some skill
- Really makes you FEEL like Alexander the Great

Cons:
- NPCs are retarded; you will do a billion favors for a certain faction and for no reason they will declare war on you.
- GRIND; you will be required to go back and forth selling ♥♥♥♥ to even come close to getting enough money to raise a legit army. Idk about you but I don't want to spend hours selling ♥♥♥♥, I just want to fight. Of course you can do sandbox battles but I like the campaign cause there is actual weight to your fights.
- Diplomacy needs to be a bigger part of the experience. NPCs feel all the same and you really never get many favors from allies.

TL;DR
Battles are awesome but all other aspects of the game feel unfinished. Npcs don't feel like they have any agency at all.
8/10
Posted 25 October, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
17.9 hrs on record
Terrible compared to Until Dawn. My first play through I hated the characters so much I couldn't help but kill them all. I went back and played the game with everyone surviving and it still sucked.

- Your choices really don't change much of the story, just who dies. There are some characters who no matter how bad you mess up will not die because of plot armor (Laura).
- Dialogue is beyond cringe, no real person says anything these characters say.
- Half the game you spend walking around aimlessly collecting random evidence, some of which feels point less.
- Every character except the Ryan, Dylan, and Abigail are insufferable. The game makes you HATE the characters. Jacob literally does nothing the whole game except be a ♥♥♥♥♥ simp who ends up running into the woods and crying and that's how his story ends. Emma is cruel and manipulative. Nick is another idiot who does nothing. Katelyn is annoying. Laura is clearly written to be the feminist main character who just all of a sudden after studying to be a vet is just commanding everyone around including a sheriff at the very end. In what world does a Sheriff give a highschool girl a gun and tell them to take the lead?
Overall its just so ridiculously unrealistic which takes you out of the immersion and ruins the experience. At one point I wanted Dylan to keep a shotgun he found except the game forces you no matter how many times you choose to keep the shotgun to give it to Katelyn.
This is just a horribly written movie where you press a button once in a while to make sure the characters you hate don't die.
Posted 24 September, 2023.
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158.5 hrs on record (52.0 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- Combat is much more dynamic and fluid than the original.
- Block/parry with your knife is extremely fun.
- World design is beautiful especially once you go inside the castle.
- Almost no repetitive game play, each boss battle is unique with multiple combat options.
- Cut scenes are well animated and don't kill your immersion.
- Mini Games are very well done and can give you stat boosts.
- Story is compelling.
- Game is modifiable, I've downloaded tons of mods like a dodge roll which make combat a little more fun.
- Ashley is no where near as annoying as she was in the original.
- Re-playable

Cons:
- Some funny dialogue was cut from the original.
- Game needs to connect to internet to launch. Don't know why since RE2 Remake works fine with no internet.

Overall this is the best 3rd person shooter I've ever played. I can't emphasize how fun the combat is especially in certain boss fights like the knife fight. This is a must play.
Posted 19 July, 2023.
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