Recent reviews by Captain Black Sparrow

After at least two days of downloading it, ♥♥♥♥ crashed my computer as soon as I try to play it. And for those who think I'm not that good at computers so that's why this happened just know that any and all comments that are hurtful will make me feel sad and most likely will cause me to sulk for 30 minutes to an hour depending on how creative the insult is. So in short if its on sale and your willing to wait 2 days to download it while it slows down your computer and internet only to have it crash not only the game but also your computer then knock yourself the ♥♥♥♥ out.But If you want a game that's cheaper, has more FREE content, is faster to download, but has worse graphics and no nudity then get Valheim. As for me I'm going to try Conan one more time before finding where the developers for Conan's are located, driving all there, Waiting until its early morning like where its still dark out but like that dark that you know its about to be morning because the color is like a light dark blue, barging in the front door when they come in for work (preferably on a Monday so its extra taxing), Then having a constructive conversation on why the error is happening so that I can better myself as a PC user and help others down the line. So in conclusion buy it or don't who cares anymore.


Update 2022: Still buggy and unstable

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