If you wanna be a good gamer and have a humungous gentleman's sausage or lady loaf, then this might be the game for you. It takes dedication and will power but, in the end, you will have proper bragging rights to all your lowly friends (if you have any).
Story: Makes no sense (Cuz ya know…. Japanese Dark Fantasy) Unless you have played the last two Dark Souls, then the story will only make some sense to you. Still, the story leaves my loin ablaze and my curiosity left with a serious brainer! You start to imagine what every little thing means and Alex Jones starts talking into your head.
Gameplay: Roll Roll Roll Left-Click Roll Roll Roll Estus Roll Roll Roll Left-Click Roll Roll Roll Estus Roll Roll Roll Left-Click Roll Roll Roll Estus Roll Roll Roll Left-Click Roll Roll Roll Estus Roll Roll Roll Left-Click Roll Roll Roll Estus Roll Roll Roll Left-Click Roll Roll Roll Estus Roll Roll Roll Left-Click Roll Roll Roll Estus etc.
Soundtrack: The music definitely fits the gameplay well. Its kinda like playing ACDC’s “Highway to Hell” in the background while you hit a puppy. So yeah, its pretty good…..unless you only like metal and won’t bother listening to actually composed music by actual musicians and listened to by actual cultured human beings that wish to see humanity evolve past chains of oafish barbarism… The soundtrack has dynamics that match the sights and scenes that the developers intended to render unto to the player. Soft melancholy vocals sung probably by some nuns for scenes that emit loneliness and helplessness for the impending doom that all will eventually face. Epic and loud vocals being yelled out probably by some angry stockbrokers during the Crash of ’87.
Graphics: “83 out of 96” -VMCMGaming “Graphics are stunning! ………. Capped at 60fps” -SomeGuy
Conclusion: If you are mechanically challenged, as the French say “youx gon git rekt! Git Gud”. Overall, one of my favorite 3D Scrolling Platformers to date aside from Tekken 6 and No Mans Ocean. So it gets an overall score of 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 out of 01110100 01100101 01101110.