Steam Community :: J4agerJ4cks

Sinuous Mira 👩‍🦰 23 Oct, 2019 @ 7:28am

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night
to write.
-- Saul Bellow
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Most bacteria have the decency to be microscopic. Epulopiscium
fishelsoni is not among them. The newly identified one-celled
macro-microorganism is a full .5 mm long, large enough to be seen
with the naked eye. Described in the current Nature, "It is a
million times as massive as a typical bacterium."-Time, page 25,
March 29, 1993
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Jose: I'm familiar with Detective Manners's 'colorful'
phraseology.
Mulder: You still going to hold the boy?"
Detective Manners: You bet your blankity-blank bleep I am!
Mulder: The victim seems to confirm his alibi.
Detective Manners: The hell she did! Those kid's stories
couldn't be more bleepin' different.

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"
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Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
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