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Sinuous Mira 👩‍🦰 23 okt 2019 om 7:28 
You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night
to write.
-- Saul Bellow

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Most bacteria have the decency to be microscopic. Epulopiscium
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with the naked eye. Described in the current Nature, "It is a
million times as massive as a typical bacterium."-Time, page 25,
March 29, 1993

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Jose: I'm familiar with Detective Manners's 'colorful'
phraseology.
Mulder: You still going to hold the boy?"
Detective Manners: You bet your blankity-blank bleep I am!
Mulder: The victim seems to confirm his alibi.
Detective Manners: The hell she did! Those kid's stories
couldn't be more bleepin' different.

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