Who made this game? I should have known the game would be absolute hogwash when I realized the characters sometimes didn't move their mouths to speak but you could clearly see my girl characters well defined hymen through her underwear. Then I get thrown into gameplay, which is the most boring and ridiclous quests of running back and forth and pushing F on a few items, without any sort of idea how to play. The camera was abhorent from the beggining, the characters run at a pace resembling syrup, and the screen is filled with the most unexplained and useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You get a horse in the first few seconds, cool! Your horse runs out of stamina after running at gingerbread man pace for a solid 3 minutes, ♥♥♥♥ me! And then to get stamina back you have to sit still or run along at a slow ass pace on your useless characters feet. I played this game for no amount of time, I'll admit, but I am telling you it was enough time to realize this game was made not to be entertaining or groundbreaking it was made to have walking tits for avatars and nothing else.

Who made this game? I should have known the game would be absolute hogwash when I realized the characters sometimes didn't move their mouths to speak but you could clearly see my girl characters well defined hymen through her underwear. Then I get thrown into gameplay, which is the most boring and ridiclous quests of running back and forth and pushing F on a few items, without any sort of idea how to play. The camera was abhorent from the beggining, the characters run at a pace resembling syrup, and the screen is filled with the most unexplained and useless bullshit. You get a horse in the first few seconds, cool! Your horse runs out of stamina after running at gingerbread man pace for a solid 3 minutes, fuck me! And then to get stamina back you have to sit still or run along at a slow ass pace on your useless characters feet. I played this game for no amount of time, I'll admit, but I am telling you it was enough time to realize this game was made not to be entertaining or groundbreaking it was made to have walking tits for avatars and nothing else.