God the things I would do to get down with Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The way he laid in that bed for those long years doing nothing at all has to of tightened up all those sweet sweet old man bones and muscles.. God Im shivering just thinking about him. The way that Willy Wonka said "Everything in this room is edible" just made me wish I could be there and have just looked at Grandpa Joe's sweet sweet exterior, and asked Willy "Everything?" just for him to reply simply with "Everything". And dont even get me started on those Oompa Loompas. If they sang that song they sing when a child dies horribly, I would them join in on Grandpa Joe and I's little date. I know it may be taboo but I just cant stop dreaming of Grandpa Joe, he's just so handsome, and with those rough callused old man hands.. God I just want them running down my legs. Ugh why.. why cant I just have Grandpa Joe... I need him.. I love him

dude ur uninvited to my party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Ur not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get cheesed by cheesey the chuck, your not even gonna get mouth-cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, ur not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.